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1. To spank someone with your schlong. I gave your mom a schlanking after she ran out of mashed potatoes. You need to schlank your girl. ..

1. A lazy ass mother fucker. That flaflurmp needs to get out of my house and get a job. See lazy, indolent, inert, shiftless, slothful..

1. What happens when you want to watch a video and it says loading, yet nothing happens. "Ive been waiting all fucking day for this d..