Simsbury

What is Simsbury?


1.

One of the best towns in Connecticut, known for the academic excellence of their school system, and beautiful homes. Based on Mastery Test, and SAT scores, has the "smartest" school system in the state of Connecticut, and are ranked number 6 in the country, for the same statistic.

I live in Simsbury, possibly the best town in Connecticut, and it doesn't matter that my family pays so much in taxes because I have one of the best education systems in the country.

See Matt

2.

An absolutely shitty town and high school filled with terrible hippie liberals who sit around all day smoking (probably skipping practice) wishing they lived 40 minutes south with all the other "elite" Darien kids drinkin brain grenades. Don't live here or in Darien....ever.

Ryan Terrance Mcgrath!

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