Simulated Wood Edit Meaning

1. Having the quailities of a penis or wiener. The shape of that handle is very penisee. See weiner, phallic, shlong, dick, wang, plonker..

1. The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table whilst wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. As the dogs approached l..

1. An old perverted stalker. Look at that old stoaker trying to chat up those young ladies..