Simulbate

What is Simulbate?


1.

(v.) to simulbate, simulbated, simulbating

The act of masturbating while playing the computer game Sims.

- but come on, the chances of you getting a girlfriend are what? 0?

- no i had one in the sims. actually, i'm gonna go download the sims 2, that way i can get lots of girlfriends and i'm going to get the british version. that way the girls have that sexy brit accent when they talk dirty to me.

- They don't talk in the sims2?

- They will when i'm sitting alone simulbating


46

Random Words:

1. Important precondition for attaining the role of chief of the executive wing of government, not least in the United States. More or les..
1. You Owe Me A New Keyboard Means the same thing as LOL. Literally, it means someone was drinking liquid while reading something online a..
1. Yea... right.. ok basically a way of saying, You're on crack! (an exclamation indicating disbelief) "omg i just saw chad m..