What is Simulbate?
1.
(v.) to simulbate, simulbated, simulbating
The act of masturbating while playing the computer game Sims.
- but come on, the chances of you getting a girlfriend are what? 0?
- no i had one in the sims. actually, i'm gonna go download the sims 2, that way i can get lots of girlfriends and i'm going to get the british version. that way the girls have that sexy brit accent when they talk dirty to me.
- They don't talk in the sims2?
- They will when i'm sitting alone simulbating
Random Words:
1.
Product of a Shart (a combination of a shit and a fart. That very uncomfortable "OH SHIT" that usually leaks out after it hap..
1.
descriptive of the kind of performance one has come to expect from Windows operating systems, only now more expensive and invasive than ..
