Simulbate

What is Simulbate?


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(v.) to simulbate, simulbated, simulbating

The act of masturbating while playing the computer game Sims.

- but come on, the chances of you getting a girlfriend are what? 0?

- no i had one in the sims. actually, i'm gonna go download the sims 2, that way i can get lots of girlfriends and i'm going to get the british version. that way the girls have that sexy brit accent when they talk dirty to me.

- They don't talk in the sims2?

- They will when i'm sitting alone simulbating


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