What is Singapore Swap?
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to put your wristwatch and wedding ring on a girls hand while she gives you a hand job therefore looking like you are doing it; a way to get around cheating on your spouse.
wife: you promise you didn't cheat on me on your business trip?
husband: yes, I promise.
(next day at work, after story is told around the office)
husband: no I don't feel bad, thank God for the singapore swap!
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When someone questions you repeatedily about a certain topic, and you wish they'd just shut up about it.
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The extreme fear of those who are preggers. Often accompanied by the urge to falcon puncha pregger teen in the babymaker.
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