What is Singapore Swap?
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to put your wristwatch and wedding ring on a girls hand while she gives you a hand job therefore looking like you are doing it; a way to get around cheating on your spouse.
wife: you promise you didn't cheat on me on your business trip?
husband: yes, I promise.
(next day at work, after story is told around the office)
husband: no I don't feel bad, thank God for the singapore swap!
Random Words:
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funk~trumpet
A declaration of praise to an object/person,
OR
Male genitalia
"Bob deserves a blow of my Funktrumpet"
or
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to take a piss
'alf a cock linnet, just wanna take a gypsy.
ie. gypsy short for gypsy kiss
See gypsy, kiss, piss, cockney, urina..
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A child whose dad used viagra to make that child.
My friend's brother is a viagra child.
See erection, viagra, child, dad, ed, co..
