What is Singapore Swap?
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to put your wristwatch and wedding ring on a girls hand while she gives you a hand job therefore looking like you are doing it; a way to get around cheating on your spouse.
wife: you promise you didn't cheat on me on your business trip?
husband: yes, I promise.
(next day at work, after story is told around the office)
husband: no I don't feel bad, thank God for the singapore swap!
Random Words:
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a woman that has a tight vagina
She was as tight as a zip lock bag.
See gash, hatchet wound..
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The girl proceeds to take a bite out of a luciouse brown turd, as you are blowing a load of cum in her face!
My girlfriend was hungry s..
