Singaporeans Edit Meaning

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1. Singapore is small country infested with a fucked up community with a majority of its citizens having IQs equal to a primitive monkey. Their kiasuattitudes are their downfall, and yet they're proud of it.

2. Their girls, from a distance, might look pretty, but when they open their mouth, or when they get involved in online conversations, they twit a lot. It's disgusting, but singaporean men love it. That explains why their male population has an average penis size of 2 inches fully erect.

3. They raped the english language, making their own version of "english" called singlish, and yet, because of their kiasu attitude, they claim singlish as a whole new language, and are proud of it. Hilarious!

Singaporean 1 with a 2 incher : eh my kukujiao hor.. veli big one! 8 inch monsta larh!!

Singaporean 2 with a 1.5incher : y so short??? mine leh.. i tell u.. is 12 inches sia!

Singaporean 3 (a female who's very kiasu) : walaozzzz, y eeu all sho smallzxzx? i orso gorrrt kukujiaozzz lerrhxx.. 15 inchezxzxz man!!! i veli chioo horhzzxz

{notice how the female twit a lot?)

People from other countries : wtf.. these singaporeans damn kiasu.

Men from other countries : god damn.. their women's lack of intelligence and ability to speak properly totally ruined our prospect of having boners for the next 10 years.

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