Singed Pubes Edit Meaning

1. When a man is getting a girl up the ass, and before she comes you whisper, "This is how your sister liked it." This causes her..

1. A lengthy turd that don't sink. I shat such a long floater that the toilet almost cloggged...

1. to hoard a stash to yourself, usually of marijuana; an excuse not to share your weed. Sorry bro, I gotta conserve till this weekend...