What is Singer?
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Someone who is the cause of a distraction leading up to a potential sucker punch. Usually has done time with the sucker-puncher. Singer will arrive when given a cue by the assaulter. Will walk up to the scene singing, thereby distracting the victim, which then leads the assaulter to then sucker-punch the victim. Usually these events occur when a hustle between the victim and assaulter has gone wrong.
My cuz Rodney is a singer...he be distracting fools so I can clock them in their eye!
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2.
Pronounced san-jee
A french cooking meathod in which flour is sprinkled over sweated vegetables to create a thickening paste to add to soups or sauces.
ALSO where you are fucking a girl, pull out, blow your load in her face and then throw flour at her face.
"I did her against the kitchen counter and singer that so hard"
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One day whilst really high on the marijuana cigarettes, a friend of mine threatened to punch me in the singer and the swibble. Upon investigation it was determined that a singer is the mouth. (See also: swibble)
"I'll smack you in the singer then crack you in the swibble."
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A Singer is a type of person that chooses what's worse for his well-being. Even when better options are available, he decides on using poor options. A Singer is blind to the truth, and is as stubborn as he is stupid. Typically he also sucks at what he tries to accomplish. Also see
I can't believe that Singer cut me from the team. What a dick.
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