What is Singer Puppet?
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Unyielding fan of director Bryan Singer, who insults anyone who dares criticize his films. The Singer Puppet is impressed by his ability to make superhero films that "have an actual plot" (read: are pretentious and don't have much action) and buys that he's truly a fan of Superman. Usually thinks THE USUAL SUSPECTS is a great film, but didn't before X-MEN was released; and considers SUPERMAN RETURNS his crowning achievement.
Some Singer Puppet didn't like it when I suggested that Lois Lane shouldn't be played by someone who look like they're in high school, especially when the plot revolves around "our savior" Superman knocking her up.
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The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squ..
