Singing Mime Edit Meaning

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A mimeborn gifted with the ability to speak. However, thay must say everything in song. They can usually be seen performing on the street or in your basement. If you see one on the street, you should give him a dollar. If you find one in your basement, he is probably making it his new home. You can either keep him as a pet or force him to leave. If you decided to force him to leave, ask nicely. Otherwise, the mime will get angry and begin singing sk8er boi, at which point you should just pull out your 12 gauge and put him out of his misery.

Mommy! Mommy! I found a singing mime in the basement! Can we keep it?

No dear, he probably has rabies and/or knows the lyrics to sk8er boi. Take this gun and put him out of his misery.

Aww... Mom...

See mime, 12 gauge, sk8er boi, hobo, hustler