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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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the act of taking a shit in the top toilet tank while getting a fantastic blowjob and maybe a dick rub or two
I decided to take a upper..
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Another word for vagina.
Can I put my keys in your beaver purse?
See beaver, purse, vagina, luggage, keys..