Single Awareness Day

What is Single Awareness Day?


1.

otherwise known as Valentine's Day, when people celebrate their love for each other. Occurring on the 14th of February, this day reminds those who do not have a Valentine of their singleness. Contrary to popular belief, this holiday celebrates not only romantic love, but also love between family and friends. Please remember your single friends on Valentine's Day! (you assholes.)

"Happy Single Awareness Day."

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2.

A made up holiday that overlaps valentine's day for people too ugly or crazyto get some.

Happy Single Awareness Day! I'm so lonely...

See valentine, desperate, loneliness, emos


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