Single-awareness Day

What is Single-awareness Day?

This day is on February 14, which is the day that it dawns on you that you are alone.

Often when everyone else has a valentine.

(also the acronym for it is SAD)

Kelly: So me and Jim are going to the movies on Valentine's day, what are you doing?

Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.

Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.

Sally: No prob.

See sad, alone, valentine, single, february

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