Singleitis

What is Singleitis?

1. A deep, profound lonliness that can only be filled by the company of a member of the opposite sex.

2. The period after the end of a relationship when the person(s) are tired of being alone

Guy1: Man, its been 2 months since she broke up with me and i got singleitis

Guy2: Dang, that sucks...

See lonely, horny, forsaken, solitary, isolated, unattended

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Barbie Feet

1. When a woman takes off her heels after a long night and her feet are stuck in the shoe position minus the shoe, like a barbie dolls feet..

Zoltech

1. a halfassed insult that people use when they have nothing else to say your friend sounds like a zoltech bro. See nerd, idiot, dumbass,..

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