Singleitis

What is Singleitis?

1. A deep, profound lonliness that can only be filled by the company of a member of the opposite sex.

2. The period after the end of a relationship when the person(s) are tired of being alone

Guy1: Man, its been 2 months since she broke up with me and i got singleitis

Guy2: Dang, that sucks...

See lonely, horny, forsaken, solitary, isolated, unattended

Aluminize

1. v). to use a metal baseball bat to inflict damage or harm My girlfriend dumped me. In my kindness, I aluminized her car late last night..

0=====8

1. wrons more accurate would be 8======> suck my 8======>..

Zootied

1. When you're so zooted, that you start to manipulate words into your own. Dylan, you're... zootied! See Jillian..

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