Singleocity

What is Singleocity?


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Singleocity-noun- The act(and belief) of being single for as long as you wish because you believe you are just fine on your own.

Jack- Hey Jill, I really like you and you're really cute.. would you like to be my gilrfriend?

Jill-Sorry, Jack. You're a swell guy and all, but I believe in Singleocity!

Jack-Singleocity? What's that?

Jill-Singleocity.. hm.. Well, I believe that I can do just fine without a boyfriend,but dates and flirting are fine! and I don't like committing to relationships and all that jazz because they're just so much hassle!

See single, relationships, own, boyfriend, girlfriend


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