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getting your cock sucked by a giraffe while playing Video games.
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When there is snow on the ground your girlfriend takes a handful and packs a lightly dense snowball. She then proceeds to put it in her..
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she&..