What is Siple?
1.
A moderately common surname, usually associated with dougebagginess, 500-pound people, and mid-day drunken voicemails.
Person 1: I got twenty calls from Siple last night!
Person 2: Shouldn't he have been at his Overeaters Annonymous Meeting?
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2.
a person who generally confuses and flirts with your husband
STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU SIPLE!!
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