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a giant shit, a big poop, a humongous dookie, a large BM
"Sorry, I can't talk right now. I gotta go take a monster dump."..
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When you get hit in your small intestine you lose all bowl movements
Potter gave me a duodenum punch and I lost all bowl movements
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When a tornado comes by and you procrastinate the evacuation.
When I lived in Nebraska, my tornadocrastination almost killed me twice. ..