Sir Lancetwat

What is Sir Lancetwat?

A lame name to use when a girl you're trying to pick up asks your name. Most often results in rejection.

Girl: "Hey you're cute... what's your name?"

Guy: "Sir Lancetwat."

*SMACK*

Glossy Jenna

1. The "Glossy Jenna" is when a girl who has recently applied lip gloss to her lips proceeds to give you a blow job. Thus, leavi..

H.m.b.

1. Acronym-High Maintenance Bitch See Neil..

Dog Humping

1. When an individual fornicates with another individual who is very unattractive. "My roommate was dog humping this fatty last night..

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