Sir Lancetwat

What is Sir Lancetwat?


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A lame name to use when a girl you're trying to pick up asks your name. Most often results in rejection.

Girl: "Hey you're cute... what's your name?"

Guy: "Sir Lancetwat."

*SMACK*


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