What is Sir Not Appearing In This Film?


1.

Your drunk alter ego.

Core beliefs include:

Look out for Number One

Find a bed, or some other somewhat appropriate place to sleep.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

You may be held LEGALLY, but not MORALLY, responsible for crimes which Sir Not Appearing In This Film commits.

Things which have value to you (like money or friends) matter not to Sir Not Appearing. Likewise, things which have no value to you (like broken road cones) have tremendous value to Sir Not Appearing In This Film.

Time travel is a very real and distinct possibility for Sir Not Appearing In This Film.

See space machine, tits, too soon


46

Random Words:

1. When your girl friend is very attractive, only to cut her hair and become very unattractive. Then you are stuck in a situation where you..
1. the vein that runs from your bicept up into your pectoralis major mike doesn't have a power vein 2. That massive vein that runs ..
1. The photographs of photographer Steven Sable. Documentary Photographer Steven Sable born in Des Moines, Iowa before moving to Los Ange..