What is Sir Not Appearing In This Film?
1.
Your drunk alter ego.
Core beliefs include:
Look out for Number One
Find a bed, or some other somewhat appropriate place to sleep.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You may be held LEGALLY, but not MORALLY, responsible for crimes which Sir Not Appearing In This Film commits.
Things which have value to you (like money or friends) matter not to Sir Not Appearing. Likewise, things which have no value to you (like broken road cones) have tremendous value to Sir Not Appearing In This Film.
Time travel is a very real and distinct possibility for Sir Not Appearing In This Film.
See
Random Words:
1.
a gymnasium full of shwankers.
alex met his boyfriend while at a Umass frat shwankfest
See gay orgy, shwanking, shwankmonkey, frat par..
1.
A terrible smelling clit due to dried vagina cheesemeshed with hair. A clit with the ability to stink up an apartment for several hours...
1.
to apply make-up to the face. to get "dolled up."
I'm going to put my face on before the big party tonight.
See make u..
