Sir-captain

What is Sir-captain?


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A naive altruist. A man who has archaic notions about women. He operates under the delusion that women are the weaker sex and therefore must be supported and defended from harm by him. He will support and defend women to his own detriment

Sir - The knight in shining armor coming to the rescue of the damsel in distress and filled with chivalric notions about women.

Captain - steering the financial ship - Providing all monetary support to a woman or women and their children.

Sir - In Miguel de Cervantes - Don Quixote - Quixote believes that he is an errant knight. He has delusional fantasies of rescuing fair Dulcinea and woos her. In reality, Dulcinea is a scullery maid named Aldonza. She is a self-proclaimed prostitute that has been with every guy in town.

Captain - The Captain would marry and support the town whore and help her raise her illegitimate children while she is banging every other guy in town behind the Captain's back.

"Let's go down and do Sir-Captain's wife while he's out working his other job."

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