What is Sirs?
1.
The most boring job in the world.
The easiest job in the world.
Market Research. Get High, Go Dial.
-Home of the offspring of Big Bird and Kermit the frog.
-Creepy Co-workers galore!
-Fat people come too.
-A couple kuntz.
-Just a few gays.
-The occasional cool person.
-Old 88 year olds on the phone who can't hear.
-Monitors who don't give a damn
-Santa Claus works at SIRS during his off season.
-The most random mural in the breakroom..WTF A BEACH!?
-A couple stuck up hot people.
-Canyon is as hot as my ass.
Two people are on a date, at the Levee. Dewey's and the girl leans over and asks...
"So where do you work?"
The Guy replies: "SIRS! A market research center!"
The girl then throws water in his face and exclaims: "You lazy bum! Why don't you get out of that craphole and get a real job!? WE ARE OVER!"
Then the BALD guy hops into his rape-mobile and proceeds to some random taco bell parking lot to try and show it off.
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