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When you rip out a girls tongue, wrap it around your dick and start jerking off.
Her tonge was so long I had to get a pig in the blanke..
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Masturbating.
From the idea that frequent fapping lessens the risk of prostate cancer in males.
"I was gonna go out last night, ..
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The sight of an old man shoving his nuts in a tight pair of jeans. In essence his crotch looks like a sack of marbles.
Look at them tig..
