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Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers.
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the act of performing missionary sex with a woman,and then when the point of ejaculation has a hold of you, you light said woman's ..
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When your girl is sleeping naked, you light her pubic hair on fire. Once she wakes up, you yell "I'll put it out!" and th..