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When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch ..
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Having almost as much fun and exicitement as you get when masturbating
hey baby, last night, watching that movie with you was masturbas..
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The yuppie fashion of going out to breakfast after night of heavy drinking by intentionally putting on their cutest sweatpants, flip flo..