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when jesus was around he'd masturbate into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed ..
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see Courtney Kohn: Takes it in the pooper to save meat curtains for marriage.
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When having sex, and the woman is about to orgasm, and the man finishes her with his hand, and she squints and screams, "Ohhhhhhiie..