Six Finger Discount

What is Six Finger Discount?


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Invented by the almighty Squirrel, a Six Finger Discount is one in which someone, while in the act of a Five Finger Discount, either flips the middle finger at a store emploree while leaving. A less offensive Six Finger Discount would be giving them a Thumbs Up instead!

(Offensive)

I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, man the owner looked pissed when he saw my sixth finger make a guest appearence!

(Less-Offensive)

I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, the owner told me to come back again soon when i showed him the thumbz up!

See five, finger, discount, six, five finger


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