What is Six Flags?
1.
Best fucking place in the world. Has rollercoasters and overpriced soda.
"DUDE! Let's go to Six Flags and ride some stuff"
2.
The franchise of theme parks that features a stupid old, bald dancing freak who dances to music that is sixty years ahead of what his generation would listen to. I hate him.
Six Flags was awesome and their commercials were even good until they got that moronic old bald guy in his stupid bowtie to dance to bad music.
3.
Long lines and overpriced food.
I waited 2 hours for a 30 second ride on the batman at Six Flags...
This disgusting pizza cost me $9.00...
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4.
A cheap and legal alternative to an abortion clinic. Ride the Texas Giant 6 times in a row or until she pukes. Then leave her while you go ride other rides and molest Wonder Woman.
"Man this bia was telling me her period was late, so I took her to Six Flags. It was a nice little Sunday."
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5.
A sex act that entails one person taking penis from six other person(s). Originates from Six Flags themepark.
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n. A meaningless chain of filthy cloned amusement parks spread throughout the world. Offered at the generic parks are generic rides repeatedly named after DC comic heroes and Looney Tune cartoon characters.
I went to a lame Six Flags park today and rode the same lame rides available at almost every other lame Six Flags park.
7.
ny trash meets the higher class Philadelphians. high price food immigrants...
I waited inline to ride Superman Ultimate Flight for 2 god damn hours at Six Flags, there I saw some really trash people
