Sixer Upper

What is Sixer Upper?

A potential partner that isn't attractive and requires at least a six pack to have intercourse with.

John hooked up with a sixer upper last night... She looked like a yeti.

See ugly, drunk, yeti, sasquatch, unattractive

Derived from "Fixer Upper". A potential mate that typically falls below standards of attraction, but with a 6 pack is attractive.

"She's alright, but that mole on the face makes her a sixer upper"

See ugly, drunk, alcohol, beer, standards

Evincing

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Kentucky Wristwatch

1. Another position for the game from a certain movie. Performed by wrapping your penis around your wrist like a watchband. I turned to fi..

Shackjob

1. a lover that lives with you in your place, but could be used to mean your lover in general. Archibold: if that shackjob ain't done..

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