Size Large

What is Size Large?

1.

Medium to small size. Tiny, insignificant, embarrassingly in need of those Swedish enlargers sold through spam emails.

Mikhail Gorbachev, faced with a shortage of condoms and a rising threat of AIDS, asked President Reagan for assistance in supplying the Soviet Union with prophylactics.

"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."

President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.

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