Sizzler

What is Sizzler?


1.

n. The end result of locking one's child in a car on a hot day and forgetting about it. Usually refered to as "little sizzler" or "li'l sizzler."

I just read about some moo and duhdthat forgot their sprog in the SUV. Seems like you read about one little sizzler per day during the summer.

2.

a day during which the weather is excessively hot

It's going to be another 90 degree sizzler today.

See scorcher

3.

A Big Lie. A real whopper. Something of real audacity, deep hypocrisyor serious ambition. It sizzles and it's hot, like a giant sausage spitting fatat a barbecue.

Bush's claim that Saddam Hussein was good buddies with Osama Bin Laden has to be one of the big sizzlers of the twenty-first century.

Another sizzler might have been, "This is my last territorial demand in Europe".

After twenty years of filling his skull with paranoid bullshit, Jimmy's mother's claim that the poor boy was autistic was a real sizzler.

See lie, spit, loud, clear, whopper, big, nerve, bullshit

4.

A building that employs people that take andvantage of the system and get paid for movie night in the studio, racing around in the rapist van, playing with nurf guns and remote controled cars, also playing oregon trail

there is nothing to do i feel like having sex while watching a movie and getting paid ...... TO THE SIZZLER

See sizzler, rapist van, movie, sex

5.

One who displays incompatence in a professional kitchen setting.

Freddy is a total sizzler

See idiot, dumb, useless, sizzle

6.

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.

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Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?

See mark


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