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When you take your baby out (in public-usually to Walmart) in a diaper only.
Gus spit up on his shirt and I didn't have a change o..
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Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Mother Fucker.
You're taking this text speak way too far and I am ROTFLMFAOMFer.
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the flabby part between your index and thumb finger.
My jiggleweed is soft and squishy
See jiggle-weed..