Sjof Edit Meaning

1. Upon seeing a chick so hot, you instantaneously cream your pants. It's like a super-fast wet dream, but awake and in public. Often ..

1. Cooler way of saying "you rock". Involves comparing your friend to "the man", ex: God, Jesus, Allah, Buddah, Chuck N..

1. To poop one's pants while lying on a bed while fucking a girl in the ass simultaneously. Like this: ..