What is Skadouche?
1.
a word used when in the presence of a panda using kung fu.
or
when a BURN is given, its the expression you say there after.
"Not the finger hold! You're bluffing.
I figured it out.
Skadouche."
or
"At least my phone isn't as ugly as your face. ohhh you've just been Skadouched."
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2.
Anything and everything. Skadouche originally came from Kung Fu Panda but has expanded into a word of unlimited meanings. It can be an adjective, noun, verb, adverb (anything!). One just simply replaces any word with a form of skadouche and hilarity ensues.
1. He skadouched in my eye!
2. That dude is a skadouchebag
3. Skadouche me later!
4. Lets skadouche
5. that was skadouchin awesome
6. I was skadouching with kyle last night and then he skadouchin left to pick up some more skadouche.
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3.
the preteen practice of using a vodka soaked tampon to achieve a wasted state. not-gender restrictive. Any orifice will do.
Instructions: Allow any super/heavy tampon to soak until fully saturated with vodka before inserting into internal cavities.
"In honor of my thirteenth birthday and because its a half day tomorrow, I am totally going to skadouche before mom drops me off at the mall"
"Omg, I am SO skadoused right now!!!"
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4.
a douche bag that listens to ska music
Curtis Ryan is such a skadouche!
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5.
another way for calling someone a douche
dude, that brett kid is a skadouche.
i know man.
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