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If you can’t say something worthwhile, go do something equally useless.
- My friend broke up with her boyfriend, now she's very u..
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The nickname given to Joakim Soria, Ace closer for the Kansas City Royals baseball team.
"Dude, we can't lose now, the Mexicu..
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The part of jacking off that feels the best right before you blow your load
Guy: Kyle's feel good session lasted an hour!
Girl: R..
