Skampi

What is Skampi?


1.

a total fucking loser who has no life and you cant have a conversation with them, without them turning words dirty, and is always saying after every question you ask: 'ya mom' or 'up your ass'

(1)

person 1:What time is it?

person 2 (skampi): ya mom

(2)

person 1:where's my book gone?

person 2 (skampi): up your ass.

(3)

person 1: Oh, look Jack's comming.

person 2 (skampi): eewwww Jack's CUMming! how do you know??? you shouldn't be looking! hahah!

See get, a, life, you, bellend


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