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Pulling off the shark and the dolphinon a girl in one night.
I can't believe she let me rip the shark but denied the hot pooper ac..
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The most addicting game ever. Similar to Scrabble without the points, board, and boringness.
Four hours passed while we were playing ba..
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Generally what really, really, ridiculously good-looking women do to super duper awesome guys.
Hot woman: Knock knock.
Me: Who's ..