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When someone has a child
Person 1: "damn she is hot"
person 2: "nah man she is 80 pounds overweight"
person 1: &q..
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the process of sneaking into peoples yards undetected while intending to tip over their lawn gnomes just to piss them off.
i went gnome..
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Those individuals who seem to lose all cognitive ability, logic, and short-term memory when it comes to paying the bill.
"Maaaan c..