Skanket

What is Skanket?


1.

An inexpensive plush blanket, often featuring jungle animals or cartoon characters, favored by strippers for the "floor routine" part of their act. These are often sold from vans on the side of the road or stalls in shopping malls.

The naked woman on the stage writhed to an Aerosmith song while a group of amateur gynocologists looked on, her darkly tanned skin protected from abrasion by a "My Little Pony" skanket.

See stripper, blanket, skank, floor, plush

2.

From the phrase "Wet Blanket"

A skanket's kids would be skanklets.

Dude #1: There is one in every crowd.

Dude #2:What?

Dude #1:A wet blanket

Dude #2: Oh you mean a Skanket

Example 2:

Cynthia is such a fat fucking skanket. If she wasn't in here everything would be fine.

See skank, bitch, dirty, whore, cynthia


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