Skankmop

What is Skankmop?


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A woman who is so desperate to have a child (and so terribly disgusting that *no* man would ever go there) that she will go to any measure, such as scooting her butt across truck stop bathrooms in hopes of mopping up the makings of a baby. She can be found humping old mattresses, and lingering expectantly in the private viewing booths of porn stores. You can spot her by the bleached blonde hair, painted on nylon, and that unmistakable aroma of trailer park.

I knew Tony had low standards, but I didn't think even he would fuck that skankmop.

See skank, slut, trailer park, gutter slut, psycho hosebeast, paris hilton, dirty whore


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