What is Skankmop?
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A woman who is so desperate to have a child (and so terribly disgusting that *no* man would ever go there) that she will go to any measure, such as scooting her butt across truck stop bathrooms in hopes of mopping up the makings of a baby. She can be found humping old mattresses, and lingering expectantly in the private viewing booths of porn stores. You can spot her by the bleached blonde hair, painted on nylon, and that unmistakable aroma of trailer park.
I knew Tony had low standards, but I didn't think even he would fuck that skankmop.
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The electronic equivalent of a "paper trail". In the old days, guys like Enron and MCI had to worry about leaving hard-copy me..
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From an episode of the Simpsons. Supposedly gives you an erection and your hair back.
Warning: may cause loss of hair or penis!..
