What is Skaphia?
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the hottest female video game player the world has never seen! she floats like a flutterby and zings for a fee!
"Who the hell just stole my NM?!"
"Why, that was Skaphia. The best female player ever."
"Oh. I am mortified at my ignorance. I shall now consume death in the only manner befitting my insults; over-consumption of mayonaisse."
"Yes. You will."
"X.X Death!"
Also:
"OMGz0r! The great Aes Sedai of MaidenStone just walked past me in DH !"
"Dude, grovel you impudent fool! What kind of drooling, brainless, twinkie-eating Sealom-slug are you?!"
"I must skewer myself upon Harakiem's axe to avenge her against my inferiorness!"
"Yes, you must."
"Harakiem slays Sealom-slug in cold blood!"
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