Skart

What is Skart?


1.

To fart while skanking to Ska music.

Ska is playing and people are skanking

*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*

Marcel: "What was that?"

Martin: "Gross, who farted?"

The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."

Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"

Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."

See ska, fart, ibs, your mom's chest hair

2.

When you fartand skeet at the same time.

Sorry honey, I skarted again.

See fart, skeet, cum, orgasm, sex

3.

While driving in a car. Drive past a dead skunk and someone farts and it mixes with the skunks stank.

"Oh my gosh! Who skarted?!"

See skunk, fart, nasty, car, driving

4.

To fart while skanking to Ska music.

Ska is playing and people are skanking

*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*

Marcel: "What was that?"

Martin: "Gross, who farted?"

The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."

Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"

Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."

See ska, fart, ibs, your mom's chest hair

5.

Derivative of the two root words skeet and shart combined to form one new: skart

Skeet : to ejaculate

Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting

"Dude I was so drunk whilst humping your mother last night I skarted"

"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"

See shit, shart, fart, skeet, poop


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