What is Skateism?
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1. The religion where, since there is no god, your skateboard becomes your god, and will bend at your will. To become a skateist you must put all of your efforts into skateboarding, devote your life to pissing off pedestrians, comitting vandalism and tresspassing, and beating the crap out of roller bladers and bikers. Also known as skateology and skateianity.
"Skateboarding is my life, so therefor I commit my servence to my skateboard and will never give up on it."
"You are now a skateist of the all powerful skateism. Let me bless your skateboard with my holy urine."
Random Words:
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A total douche bag who goes to bed before sundown, otherwise his mommy will take his keyboard away for a long long time and he might cry..
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A classic moment. one of pure vintage that only could be come up with by an Evo
Evo: i think its time to replenish my Budweiser stock.
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