Skater Matress

What is Skater Matress?

A girl who sleeps with only skaters just so they will allow her to hang out with them. Age of the skater is of no matter to the Skater Matress!

"Dude I always see that girl at this skate park." "Yeah man-she's a Skater Matress!"

Cock Ferret

1. One who is a douche bag, or implying homosexuality my roommate Chris is a total cock ferret. See douche bag, douche, homo, faggot, wea..

Ozoned

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Untent

1. Opposite of intent. Used especially in double negatives. My untent was not to get my brother laid. See intent, aim, goal, desire..

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