Skater Matress

What is Skater Matress?

A girl who sleeps with only skaters just so they will allow her to hang out with them. Age of the skater is of no matter to the Skater Matress!

"Dude I always see that girl at this skate park." "Yeah man-she's a Skater Matress!"

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