What is Skatetarded?
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Someone who watches people skate and can talk about it till the cows come home, but who really has no idea whatsoever how to skate.
Also, a skater who has no capability for judgement of distances and obstacles as dictated by their own skill.
1) I love skates and my guy can skateboard witht he best of them, but I'm completely skatetarded.
2) That idiot only broke his ankle because he's skatetarded and didn't realize that his skill level prevents him from sticking nine-flat-nine stairwell jumps.
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