Skatus

What is Skatus?

The current status of your theoretical 'crapping graph.' Used t o tell where the person on the toilet is, such as, nearly done, wiping, ect.

Hey man, you've been in that toilet for an hour. What's your skatus?

See poop, crap, shit, graph

Egged-in-the-face

1. The action of performing oral sex on a female while she is menstrating. Man Teddy, is that ketchup on your face or did you just get don..

Zeta-burn

1. A cocky arrogant peice of crap. He gets laid though. Zeta-burn just died a horrible death. See jj..

Offord

1. An out of touch male who is disconnected enough from the world to drive an old Ford. Believed to be a shortening of the descriptive sent..

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