What is Skeboism?
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A rare condition causing hands to swell and t-shirt to become gray and sweaty.
Other symptoms include:
-Desperate need of friends
-Loving of snakes and all other reptiles
-Over-excessive whining
-Knack of showing up completely unwanted
-Deepening and Loudening of voice, uncontrolled boasting of irrelevent topics (Mostly Halo and/or Halo 2)
-Sudden interest in Halo, and the studying of it's maps
Recently at the beach, all of our Skeboism senses started tingling, and lo and behold, he was ten feet away, sitting in a car, watching us...
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