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Attempting to drive and text at the same time... without much success.
You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver i..
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A hot dog on a bun, covered liberally with diced raw onions and egg salad made from thoroughly hunted easter eggs. MUST be chased with ..
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A man who has the qualities of a metrosexual yet spends most of his time on the sofa.
Despite his refined tastes in clothing, excessive..