What is Skeet Beard?
1.
A large helping of man sauce generously slathered around the lower portion of a womans face.
Yeah, so I was was bangin this chick and I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.
See
2.
Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.
"Hey Carl, were about to go onstage, put on some deodorant and clean up your skeet beard".
See
Random Words:
1.
a creepy, covertly incestuous ritual in which a girl "gives" her virginity to her father who will "give" it to her h..
1.
a way to express deep emotions no matter what the situation happy, sad, angry
o my god my boyfriend cheated on me MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..
