Skeet Belt

What is Skeet Belt?


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When a man intends to spray his ejaculate (i.e. skeet) on his woman's belly button, but ends up sprayin' skeet across her entire waist line instead. Skeet belts must go fully across, from left hipbone to right hipbone.

NOTE: Skeet belts are only a temporary accessory. That is, they do NOT last for more than 6 hours and will NOT hold up any other articles of clothing (like your pants). They do, however, compliment some articles of clothing very well (e.g. pearl necklaces).

My girl asked me to pull out, so I gave her a skeet belt to match her pearl necklace. She loved the accessories so much that she asked me for a pearl string bikini for Christmas.


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